圣诞节搞笑英语诗歌：Poor Frosty 可怜的雪人（双语）

搞笑的圣诞节英语诗歌，笑话、小故事，可怜的雪人。
poor frosty 可怜的雪人
once upon a time the elf, rudolph and santa got into the hot bath tub,
曾经有一次，小精灵，鲁道夫和圣诞老人进了热乎的浴盆，
as it would keep them from the cold outside, when they got a little scrub.
为了避寒，他们凑合着擦洗了一番
when frosty saw what they were doing he laughed and poked fun at them,
当他们稍微的擦洗了一番，便被雪人看到了，雪人嘲笑他们，跟他们开起了玩笑。
santa was so embarrassed and didn't know what to say to frosty, his cutest gem.
圣诞老人觉得很丢脸，也不知道跟他最可爱的伙计说点啥。
so in his defence he told frosty to enter the hot bath tub instead of finding flaws.
为了挽回面子，他也让雪人进热浴盆，免得他有机会唧唧歪歪的。
he thought this would make frosty realize what a cool idea it really was.
他脑子里盘算着，得让雪人知道进热浴盆是个多酷的注意，
but when frosty got in, the temperature of the tub changed from hot to cold,
但是当雪人进去后，浴盆里的空气马上从热变冷了。
and within seconds the elf, rudolph and santa froze.
没两分钟，小精灵、鲁道夫和圣诞老人都被冻住了。
they froze not just because it was too cold to bear,
他们不是因为太冷被冻住的，
but they froze when they realized their culprit has melted in the hot tub there.
而是因为那个让他们石化的元凶在热浴盆里化了。
poor frosty!
可怜的雪人。