趣味名言：计算机语言经典搞笑语录

It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a DestroyBaghdad procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a DestroyCity procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter. (Nathaniel S Borenstein)
应当知道，任何一位受过职业道德训练的软件工程师都不会同意写一个“摧毁巴格达 DestroyBaghdad”这样的函数。相反，基本的职业道德要求他写一个“摧毁城市 DestroyCity”的函数，“巴格达 Baghdad”是一个参数。(Nathaniel S Borenstein)
There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. (Bjarne Stroustrup)
只有两种计算机语言：一些语言天天挨骂，另外一些没有人用。(Bjarne Stroustrup)
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. (Stan Kelly-Bootle)
数组下标应该从0开始还是从1开始？我的提议是做个折中，用0.5。我想，把它否决之前他们都没有仔细考虑考虑。(Stan Kelly-Bootle)
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything. (Karl Lehenbauer)
黑魔法编程：程序员们知道有些事情没有用，但是无论如何他们还是会去试一试，有时候这些事情还真管用了，比如说把所有东西重新编译一遍。(Karl Lehenbauer)
Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is. (Larry Wall)
设计计算机语言就好像在公园里漫步一样，我指的是侏罗纪公园。(Larry Wall)
XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language. (Charles Simonyi)
即使在餐巾上涂画也算是计算机语言，XML都不能算是其中之一。(Charles Simonyi)
Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. (Stephen C Johnson)
使用TSO就想把死鲸鱼在沙滩上踢来踢去一样。(Stephen C Johnson)
The object-oriented model makes it easy to build up programs by accretion. What this often means, in practice, is that it provides a structured way to write spaghetti code. (Paul Graham)
面向对象的模型使得我们可以用聚少成多的方法来写程序。这通常是说，它提供了一种用结构化的方法写出烂面条般程序的方法。
Reusing pieces of code is liked picking off sentences from other people's stories and trying to make a magazine article. (Bob Frankston)
重用别人写的程序就像从别人的故事里面挑出句子然后凑成一篇杂志上的文章。 (Bob Frankston)
[The BLINK tag in HTML] was a joke, okay? If we thought it would actually be used, we wouldn't have written it! (Mark Andreessen)
（HTML里面的BLINK 标签）是一个玩笑，好不好？要是我们知道还有人使用它，我们就不会写它了。(Mark Andreessen)
Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. (Linus Torvalds)
软件就像性一样。不要钱的时候更好。(Linus Torvalds)